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- Feb. 06, 1989: Interview:David Letterman
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- <history>
- TIME--The Weekly Newsmagazine--1989
- Interviews
- Feb. 06, 1989 Armed America
- </history>
- <article>
- <source>Time Magazine</source>
- <hdr>
- INTERVIEW, Page 66
- He's No Johnny Carson
- </hdr>
- <body>
- <p>But David Letterman is tan and fit and the funniest man on
- late-night television. Not bad for a guy who makes waffles on
- the air and likes to roll grenades into the hen house
- </p>
- <p>By Richard Zoglin
- </p>
- <p> When his late-night show debuted on NBC in 1982, David
- Letterman was a young stand-up comic known mainly for
- occasional stints as a Tonight show guest host. Now, as his own
- show prepares to celebrate its seventh anniversary, Letterman
- has established himself as the medium's most inventive and
- influential comic. Like Saturday Night Live in the '70s, Late
- Night with David Letterman has defined the cutting edge of TV
- comedy in the '80s: hip, irreverent, self-parodying, both
- scornful of and fascinated by the cliches of show business.
- Sitting in his Rockefeller Center office recently after a
- late-afternoon taping of his show, Letterman talked about his
- career and his comedy with associate editor Richard Zoglin.
- </p>
- <p> Q. When you started this show, you were sort of TV's
- avant-garde, and now you're almost the king of the mountain.
- You're the guy people are trying to knock off, or copy. Does
- that make you uncomfortable?
- </p>
- <p> A. Well, I think your assessment, while flattering, is
- largely inaccurate. I wouldn't say we're the king of the
- mountain. And I'm not sure we were ever avant-garde. I think
- it's true that in the early days we felt like we had to
- establish ourselves as being different, so maybe it was easier
- for us to do odd things and take more chances. I think the grind
- of doing a show every night makes you more inclined to say
- "Well, we did that once before, we can do it again." A certain
- kind of inertia takes over. But I think what has come over the
- years is a more consistent spirit. We have more confidence now
- in what we do. Whereas before it was like rolling a hand grenade
- into a hen house--you just waited to see where the feathers
- would land. You know, that's not a bad idea, rolling a hand
- grenade into...nah.
- </p>
- <p> Q. What things on the show really make you laugh?
- </p>
- <p> A. I like having a camera in different locations and being
- able to talk with people there. And I always love it when the
- "civilians" are able to do something that gets a huge laugh. I
- like it sometimes when things just don't work, and you're
- overwhelmed with this hopeless, giddy attitude. I liked a couple
- of months ago when, for no reason, we just made waffles, as an
- adjunct activity to the show. I liked having a show and then,
- every few minutes, seeing if the waffles were done. I don't know
- why exactly. When somebody came up with the idea--"Well, we
- could make waffles"--you thought, "Why would we make waffles?"
- But it's the Why-would-we-make-waffles? attitude that I think
- made it fun to do.
- </p>
- <p> Q. In cases like that, you seem to be parodying the talk
- show itself: This is how mundane we can get. We can make
- waffles, and people will think it's entertainment. Are you
- satirizing TV?
- </p>
- <p> A. It was never our intention to satirize or parody a talk
- show. It's just that we have an hour of TV to do each night,
- and it's got to be a talk show, so what can we do inside that
- framework that would make us laugh? It's just goofy, silly
- additional behavior. We never said, "What we want to do here is
- construct a mirror of the American talk show and hold that up
- to the viewer." We never really set out to show people a parody
- of a talk show. I mean, it is a talk show.
- </p>
- <p> Q. You seem to have got better at doing interviews than at
- the beginning.
- </p>
- <p> A. Well, you'd almost have to, wouldn't you?
- </p>
- <p> Q. Did you have a problem with your own performance?
- </p>
- <p> A. I still do. I didn't think I'd have a problem with
- interviews because I had hosted the Tonight show, and there, if
- you just sit and follow the notes that the staff has prepared
- for you, you can do a pretty good interview. But for some
- reason, on this show I had a lot of trouble. I think I just was
- frightened that suddenly I had to perform as the host of my own
- show. I was intimidated by guests. So it took a while to
- overcome that. I remember at one point having a major shift of
- attitude. After two or three years, it didn't seem that we could
- do anything to improve the ratings. I can remember just feeling
- this frustration and despair and exhaustion, and it was kind of
- like--screw it. At that point I think I was able to relax
- more.
- </p>
- <p> Q. When you first became known as the hip talk show, many
- guests started coming on with attitudes--trying to top you or
- do crazy things. Did that make you uncomfortable?
- </p>
- <p> A. Yeah. It still happens and still makes me uncomfortable.
- I've always been a big fan of Jack Paar's. I had met him, and
- he had invited me to his home a couple of times. I had always
- found him to be really interesting and still very energetic and
- dynamic, and I had wanted to get him on the show. But the
- response was that he had been advised by friends not to go on
- our show because we would make fun of him. I was saddened by
- that.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Some viewers find you condescending, smug, even mean.
- </p>
- <p> A. I suppose I am all of those things, but we never invite
- somebody on to demonstrate condescension--or condensation. If
- somebody comes on and is a bonehead and is loafing through an
- interview, I resent that, and maybe I will then go after them.
- But if you come on and are polite and well groomed and behave
- yourself, then you've got nothing to worry about. I'm stunned
- at the number of people in show business who come on and don't
- seem to get that what we want from them is a performance, you
- know, tell us three stories out of your life. Anybody who has
- been on this planet 20 years and doesn't have three stories,
- well, they should re-examine what they're doing.
- </p>
- <p> It used to trouble me that people thought our sole purpose
- for being in business was to make fun of people. Unfortunately,
- there is no joke that does not make fun of somebody. I try to
- make it, as often as not, me or the show or somebody in our
- little group. So if we do say something that looks like we're
- making fun of somebody else, it's in the spirit of everything.
- But some people don't buy that. I know that some people can't
- stand me, and it troubles me because I think we're just trying
- to do the funniest show we know how.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Any guests who have particularly annoyed you?
- </p>
- <p> A. The one that really upset me recently was Shirley
- MacLaine. Shirley was too big a star to do a pre-interview. We
- had no idea what she wanted to talk about. So the talent staff
- put together a list of four or five questions based on research
- material. Then she comes on the program and she brings with her
- an attitude, which she mentioned early on: "I guess Cher was
- right." (Cher once called Letterman an unprintable name on the
- air.) I thought that was untoward, needless. And then, when I
- would ask her the questions, about her past lives or about her
- book or about her film--projects that she had devoted no small
- measure of time and effort to--she just couldn't be bothered.
- So I thought to myself: Why are you on this show, lady? There
- was not a gun at this woman's head. I have less and less
- patience for that kind of behavior.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Your interplay with bandleader Paul Shaffer has become
- a major part of the show. Are you good friends?
- </p>
- <p> A. I have a great deal of respect for Paul, and if he
- decided to quit the show, I don't know that I would continue
- without him. We're close; we chat every day before the show and
- after the show. We've been to dinner many times, and he's been
- to my house many times. I like him, and I think he's the best
- at what he does. But we're not best friends. I think it would
- be odd for me and Paul to be best friends away from the show and
- then have any kind of acceptable relationship on the show.
- </p>
- <p> By the way, this is his last night. I caught him using my
- comb, so we had to let him go.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Like Johnny Carson, you're considered a remote
- personality on TV. And yet you do talk about yourself a lot--your problems getting cable or driving in from Connecticut or
- whatever. How much of yourself do you think you reveal on the
- air?
- </p>
- <p> A. I like talking about things that happen in my life if I
- think I can make me the butt of the joke. But I'm not crazy
- about actually talking about real things in my life: the women
- in my life, or my own political feelings and beliefs, limited
- as they are. If something funny happens in the supermarket, I
- like trying to talk about that. Because I think--and this may
- be completely misguided--if I were at home watching a show,
- I'd like to hear about Johnny Carson's getting a flat tire. But
- I don't want to start explaining in great detail what makes me
- happy, what makes me sad, that kind of crap.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Speaking of things you won't discuss on the show, are
- you dating much?
- </p>
- <p> A. As much as I need to. That sounds horrible, doesn't it?
- (Former head writer) Merrill Markoe and I lived together for a
- long, long time. She is largely responsible for the success of
- the show, many of her ideas are mainstays, and she is one of the
- most important people in my life, ever. I won't give you the
- gory details, but it seems to have come to a halt.
- </p>
- <p> Q. But you're not spending your nights alone?
- </p>
- <p> A. I'm not leading a monastic existence.
- </p>
- <p> Q. What movies and comedians did you like growing up in
- Indiana?
- </p>
- <p> A. When I was a kid I never really went to movies. In my
- house, going to movies was pretty much equated with as big a
- waste of time as you could come by as a human. When I got to
- an age where I could appreciate comedians, it was guys like
- Jonathan Winters; he used to really make me laugh hard. At about
- 16 or 17, on Friday nights I could stay up late and watch the
- Steve Allen Show. And sometimes after school I used to watch Who
- Do You Trust? with Johnny Carson.
- </p>
- <p> Q. You began your career in local TV. Did you enjoy that?
- </p>
- <p> A. It was a great time. My first television job was while
- I was still in college, and I was hired against all odds by a
- station in Indianapolis. I started as a voice-over announcer
- doing station identifications. Then gradually, through vacation
- schedules and attrition, I got to do morning news once; got to
- host a kids' show once; ended up doing the weather and a
- late-night movie show. You just do everything you can. It was
- great fun because there was no pressure. I could pretty much do
- whatever I wanted, and nobody cared because I was always the
- fill-in guy. What you learn there is that television is the same
- at that level and at this level. In fact, here maybe a little
- lower.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Do you miss doing stand-up comedy?
- </p>
- <p> A. I don't think I was a good stand-up comedian. I could do
- the job. I learned the skills of making a roomful of drunks
- laugh. But I never really enjoyed it. I always felt like I was
- not enough. To me, when you go see a comic, you want to see a
- guy like (slapstick comedian) Gallagher. You want to see lights
- and props and balloons and fruit being smashed. You want to see
- something because you're spending something like 20 to 25 bucks.
- They came to see me, and all I really had was 30 minutes of
- jokes.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Your first network TV job was on Mary Tyler Moore's
- short-lived variety show. Was that a good experience?
- </p>
- <p> A. At the time it was the best experience and the worst
- experience I had had. I was living in one room on Sunset
- Boulevard, driving a '73 pickup truck. I'd get in my truck and
- drive to work every day--which was Television City. In
- Hollywood! And one of my co-workers was Mary Tyler Moore! It was
- great, the American show-biz dream come true. It was also
- difficult because in each show there was a big dance number, and
- every Tuesday the wardrobe people would come around and fit you
- for, like, a Peter Pan suit to wear in the number. I always
- described it as: What's wrong with this picture? Well, Letterman
- has no business being there with Mary Tyler Moore, that's what's
- wrong with this picture.
- </p>
- <p> Q. Would you like to do movies?
- </p>
- <p> A. I have finally signed a deal with the Disney people. In
- actuality the deal is: if you ever want to do a movie, you'll
- do it for us. I have no ideas. But I just feel it's sort of an
- inevitability that one day I'll do a really bad movie.
- </p>
- <p> Q. If NBC asked you to take over as host of the Tonight
- show when Johnny Carson retires, would you say yes?
- </p>
- <p> A. I guess of course I would. But I think ultimately I
- would be happy just to be considered.
- </p>
- <p> Q. You seem to really look up to Carson. Why?
- </p>
- <p> A. Many reasons. First of all, personally, if it had not
- been for the Tonight show and Johnny Carson, I wouldn't have a
- car--probably wouldn't have shoes. But the real reason I look
- up to the guy is the longer I do this, the more respect I have
- for him. Show me somebody else in the history of television who
- has not only survived but also dominated for a quarter of a
- century. I think if you don't have respect for that, there's
- something wrong with you.
- </p>
- <p> And he still makes me laugh. In fact, I don't even watch
- the Tonight show because how good he is makes me nervous and
- insecure. I look at that show, and I say to myself, "Yeah, see,
- you're no Johnny Carson."
- </p>
- <p> Q. What else do you want to do with your life?
- </p>
- <p> A. Well, this is it. All I ever wanted to do is to have a
- television show. And I've got one. So from that standpoint I
- feel like I've succeeded. I also think the Tonight show is the
- only other show I would do. I think once this show is canceled
- or once I get fired, you'll never see me again in another TV
- show of my own. It's just too much work, too heartbreaking, and
- if you've done it once, congratulations.
- </p>
- <p> At some point during the article can you mention that I'm
- looking tan and well rested? I know I'm not, but I always think
- that makes for a real successful piece.
- </p>
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